Pirates for Life! The Surly Gurlies are a state-level team and winners of the 2013 and 2014 Arizona State Roller Derby Conference.

Abandon all hope, ye who take to the track with the Surlies!

Captain: The Prim Reaper
Co-Captain: Chokie
 

Luz Chaos
#924
Luz Chaos
CarBomb Ya
#4
CarBomb Ya
Choke Ya Latte
#175
Choke Ya Latte
HFace Killa
#789
HFace Killa
Prim Reaper
#27
Prim Reaper
Amunisha
#45
Amunisha
Carrie Hatchet
Carrie Hatchet
Jill O
#2500
Jill O'Shotz
Suicide Squeeze
#5446
Suicide Squeeze
Strawberry Hurt Cakes
#226
Strawberry Hurt Cakes
Hawaiian Blaze
#12
Hawaiian Blaze
Patty Slamaise
#24
Patty Slamaise
Monte Scarlo
#85
Monte Scarlo